Seeing Eye Dog
A blind guy was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the guy's leg. Bending down, the blind guy stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!""I know," said the blind guy, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
Animal Jokes