Furniture salesguy
Two furniture salesguy are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."The second salesguy says, "Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, m'aam."The female looks at him and says, "That's OK. I'm a hooker. If I don't move some ass this month, I'm going to lose my furniture!"
Bar Jokes