Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the female and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mom alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the female. "I'm not the mom, I'm the aunt."
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